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Authors Posts by Gus Edgar-Chan

Gus Edgar-Chan


Opening a jar of mayonnaise in a sexual manner

My finger caresses the Helmann’s label gently. It beckons to me, and I dream of slapping it on thick betwixt my buns. I insert my thumb...

Alternatives to graduation at the Sportspark

Three (or more) years of hard work, persistence, and, okay, a few nights on the dancefloor have come down to this. Today is the...

Christmas: the artist’s holiday

Christmas is the holiday where everyone becomes an artist, whether they like it or not. Ignore how hemmed in you may be by the...


The sea recedes before the second flood, sucked up into the horizon. Here fish are stranded, searching a dull expanse like eyes to a...