I voted for Jeremy Corbyn

And my friends did too

And that’s why we’re all

Better people than you

I’m Ed, I’m a vegetarian

Unlike my mum and dad

And the treatment of animals

Drives me cow mad

And I sign a petition

Sipping milk from a cup

And stand and tighten my leather belt

To hold my trousers up

And I voted for Jeremy Corbyn

and my friends did too

and that’s why we’re all

better people than you

Take Nick.

Nick’s an intellectual

So he doesn’t think much of Russell Brand

And Nick’s an intellectual

So he started an anti-right wing band

Nick’s an intellectual you see

So he’s heard of Syriza

And he once gave a homeless person 50p

While gnawing on a pizza

But Nick’s an intellectual

So he’s politically aware

And he can’t name a Prime Minister

Before Tony Blair

Nick is an intellectual

And he thinks that the treatment of women in some societies

Is a disgrace

An unearthly blot on the human race

Debased, disgusting, misogynistic and crude

And the best moment of Nick’s life

Was when he saw Jennifer Lawrence in the nude

And he voted for Jeremy Corbyn

and his friends did too

and that’s why they’re all

better people than you

Then there’s Suzy

Suzy when on an anti-trump protest

‘Cause she finds his views pretty insulting

‘Mr Trump, Mr Tump – Norwich is revolting’

An aide rushes into the Oval Office to say

‘Well that’s it then’, says Donald,

‘Throw it all away, I retire, shut the whole thing down,

Now I’ve felt the ire of some English town,

Seriously – I don’t have to take this crap’

He says of a place he couldn’t find on the map

 

Now he votes for Jeremy Corbyn

And Melania does too

And that’s why they’re both

Better people than you

Then we come to Giles.

Giles is a feminist.

Wait – a feminist and a man, like – what?!

‘Hi, I’m Giles and I’m a feminist,

I’ll tell you what’s what –

So – I’m Giles and I’m a feminist

Cause women have it pretty bloody bad

I’m Giles and I’m a feminist

Cause, like – I have a Mum, as well as a Dad

I’m Giles and I’m a feminist

But that does NOT make me a bender

(Babe, stfu – don’t interrupt me

while I’m saving your gender)

I’m Giles and old people voted leave

while I was travelling in South East Asia

I’m Giles and that’s why I’m pro-euthanasia

And I voted for Jeremy Corbyn

And my friends did too

And that’s why we’re all

Better people than you

Then we come to Anne!

Anne voted Labour

(She also regularly mutilates ducks)

and Bill accosts old women with Labour leaflets

Who couldn’t give two fucks

about his adolescent mulings on the housing crisis

and why he thinks Punk is gonna take down ISIS

But they voted for Jeremy Corbyn

and to stay in the EU

and they voted for Jeremy Corbyn

For the many, not the few

And they voted for Jeremy Corbyn

And so should you

Or we’ll always be

Better people than you


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