I hate to start this article off with something that sounds a bit cliché, but here goes: ever since I was a kid, I’ve always been writing stories. It’s true though. I remember reading out a short story where the chapters were a few sentences long to my Year 2 classmates. As I’ve got older,…
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I Once Tried to Eat a Wasp’s Nest
I once tried to eat a wasp’s nest. The punt at the bottom reminded me of how, the bigger the indent on the bottle of wine, the better it tastes. It had looked quite appetising; I’d skipped lunch earlier. Biting into it was like cracking open the world’s worst Kinder Surprise. The wasps were more…
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Doctors are engineers who work with red oil; Undertakers run hotels where the guests aren’t that fussy; Archaeologists are patient thieves; Tobacco Venders are patient assassins; Regular assassins are the bellboys for the undertakers; Magicians are honest conmen; Chefs are the vet’s version of an undertaker. Like Concrete on Facebook to stay up to date