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Creative Writing: Sex in a Single

Some say simply sex is the performance of perfect unity but I disagree.
You know you’re committed to the act when sex becomes mathematics.
You have my respect when you can show off your A-Star GSCE:
move shape A to shape B using factor two rotational symmetry.
Employ Pythagoras as we switch; work out the angle between my hips
and yours. Get me from my knees to my back via SOH CAH TOA.
Mirror along the (se)x axis: to-you-to-me, or one-two-three,
ease my linguistic brain with geometry
to achieve interdisciplinary synchronicity.

We can make love on one condition:
you can do the maths.

10/02/2015

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