Quick confession to you, I’ve never orgasmed. To be truthful, I’ve kind of lost hope that I will. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve tried, with partners, by myself, it just seems kind of impossible. I’m definitely coming across salty here, but I feel deprived. Now, if that’s how I feel about it, how would the…
Opening a jar of mayonnaise in a sexual manner
My finger caresses the Helmann’s label gently. It beckons to me, and I dream of slapping it on thick betwixt my buns. I insert my thumb around the rim and grip, my stomach moaning. Aeughh The lid is greased, covered with a tangible moistness. I lift my leg up onto the table and heave. I…
Let’s get medical; orgasms
Perhaps, if like me, you’ve googled the science behind orgasms before and have been baffled by the complexity of it all, you’re in the right place to get a quick guide into the biology of an orgasm. We’ll start with the male orgasm – an arguably simpler and more straightforward affair. We all think…
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